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What The Bible Says - Good Samaritan's Penny Pulpit by Pastor Ed Rice

What The Bible Says - Good Samaritan's Penny Pulpit by Pastor Ed Rice

What The Bible Says - Good Samaritan's Penny Pulpit by Pastor Ed Rice

Pitkin Ave Baptist Church is searching for an independent unaffiliated Baptist pastor.

Colorado law is all too happy to let medical staff prescribe the “abortion pill” (RU-486) to their patients, but it's not so willing to allow for reversal.

Colorado law is all too happy to let medical staff prescribe the “abortion pill” (RU-486) to their patients, but it's not so willing to allow for reversal.

Colorado law is all too happy to let medical staff prescribe the “abortion pill” (RU-486) to their patients, but it's not so willing to allow for reversal.

Colorado law is all too happy to let medical staff prescribe the “abortion pill” (RU-486) to their patients, but it's not so willing to allow for reversal.

Today's category: GodWoops? ? ? ? ? ? A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30 years to live.? ? ? ? ? ? Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she's got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it.? ? ? ? ? ? She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding by. She arrives in front of God and complains, "I thought you said I had another 30 years."? ? ? ? ? ? God replies, "I didn't recognize you."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend