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How do you get to heaven?

How do you get to heaven?

A teacher asked the children in her Sunday School class,
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"
"NO!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard,
and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"
Again, the answer was "NO!"
"Well," she continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"
In the back of the room, a five-year-old boy shouted out,
"You gotta be dead!

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