I walked into Speedway to get a coffee and pay for my gas. As I was walking, up I noticed these 2 cops watching a guy who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw him & thought, "This guy has no common sense AND he's high?!! Bruh, I know you see those cops right there!"
But anyway, I went in and paid for my stuff. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming. I looked outside and the guy's arm was on fire! He was swinging his arm and running around going crazy! I ran outside and the cops put his dumb ass on the ground and put the fire out with COFFEE!! YES, COFFEE!. Then they arrested him. I was thinking "He knew he shouldn't have been smoking by the pump while pumping gas!" Being the nosey person I am, I walked up to the cops and asked them what they were arresting him for. The cop looked me dead in my eyes and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"