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And that's how the fight started jokes.

1 One year a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year he didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked him why he replied "Well you still haven't used the one I bought you last year

And that's how the fight started

2 A woman is standing nude looking in her bedroom mirror

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband I feel horrible, I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a

The husband says "Your eyesight's pretty near perfect."

And that's how the fight stared.

3. A man's wife was hinting about what she wanted for
their upcoming wedding anniversary.

She said I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200
in about three seconds.

He bought her a scale.

And that's how the fight started.

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