Today's category: PastorsThe Answer? ? ? ? ? ? A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card and wrote on the back: Revelation 3:20 and stuck it in the door.? ? ? ? ? ? The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was the notation Genesis 3:10.? ? ? ? ? ? Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me."? ? ? ? ? ? Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend

Today's category: PastorsBoring Pastor? ? ? ? ? ? An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.? ? ? ? ? ? "The front row please." she answered.? ? ? ? ? ? "You really don't want to do that", the usher said. "The pastor is really boring."? ? ? ? ? ? "Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.? ? ? ? ? ? "No." he said.? ? ? ? ? ? "I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.? ? ? ? ? ? "Do you know who I am?" he asked.? ? ? ? ? ? "No." she said.? ? ? ? ? ? "Good", he answered.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend

Today's category: DeathBumping the Wall? ? ? ? ? ? A funeral service was being held in a small town funeral parlor for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bumped into a wall and shook the casket. Hearing a faint moan, they open the casket and found out that the woman was actually alive!? ? ? ? ? ? For ten more years, the women enjoyed good health and then suddenly died. A ceremony is again held at the same funeral parlor. At the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.? ? ? ? ? ? As they make their way toward the door, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend

Today's category: MiscellaneousYour Boss and You? ? ? ? ? ? When you take a long time, you're slow.? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.? ? ? ? ? ? When you don't do it, you're lazy.? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.? ? ? ? ? ? When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.? ? ? ? ? ? When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.? ? ? ? ? ? When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss does it, he's being firm.? ? ? ? ? ? When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.? ? ? ? ? ? When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.? ? ? ? ? ? When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.? ? ? ? ? ? When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.? ? ? ? ? ? When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend

Today's category: PilotsWhat's The Problem? ? ? ? ? ? Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.? ? ? ? ? ? A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"? ? ? ? ? ? "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the Flight Attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend