? ? ? ? ? ? When you take a long time, you're slow. ? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. ? ? ? ? ? ? When you don't do it, you're lazy. ? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. ? ? ? ? ? ? When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. ? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human. ? ? ? ? ? ? When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. ? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative. ? ? ? ? ? ? When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed. ? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss does it, he's being firm. ? ? ? ? ? ? When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. ? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original. ? ? ? ? ? ? When you please your boss, you're apple polishing. ? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative. ? ? ? ? ? ? When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. ? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss is out of the office, he's on business. ? ? ? ? ? ? When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. ? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. ? ? ? ? ? ? When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. ? ? ? ? ? ? When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked. Email this joke to a friend | ||||
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