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Today's category: MarriageBlack and White? ? ? ? ? ? Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"? ? ? ? ? ? "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."? ? ? ? ? ? The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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By Peter A. Kirby Many participants in our noble anti-geoengineering movement appear to be confused as to exactly who is spraying us while answers to...The Abstract episode 30 “Why is nobody else talking about the MITRE Corporation?”
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By Peter A. Kirby Many participants in our noble anti-geoengineering movement appear to be confused as to exactly who is spraying us while answers to...The Abstract episode 30 “Why is nobody else talking about the MITRE Corporation?”
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Today's category: DeathThe Dying Preacher? ? ? ? ? ? An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home.? ? ? ? ? ? When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything.? ? ? ? ? ? Both the banker and lawyer were touched and flattered that the preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled; the preacher had never given them any indication that he particularly liked either of them. They both remembered his many long, uncomfortable sermons about greed, covetousness, and avaricious behaviour that made them squirm in their seats.? ? ? ? ? ? Finally, the banker said, "Preacher, why did you ask us to come?"? ? ? ? ? ? The old preacher mustered up his strength and then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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So why do they keep looking? Well, because evolutionary scientists, in their own foolish wisdom, think they can use the present to explain the past.
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