Today's category: PastorsFalling Off The Horse? ? ? ? ? ? The old time pastor was galloping down the road, rushing to get to church on time. Suddenly his horse stumbled and pitched him to the ground. In the dirt with a broken leg, the pastor called out, "All you saints in Heaven, help me get up on my horse!" ? ? ? ? ? ? Then, with superhuman effort, he leaped onto the horse's back and fell off the other side.? ? ? ? ? ? Once again on the ground, he called to Heaven, "All right, just half of you this time!"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend