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Church Signs 1

? ? ? ? ? ? 1) Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
? ? ? ? ? ? 2) Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
? ? ? ? ? ? 3) Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
? ? ? ? ? ? 4) An ad for a Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.
? ? ? ? ? ? 5) When the restaurant next to the Church put out a big sign that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."
? ? ? ? ? ? 6) Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one!
? ? ? ? ? ? 7) Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
? ? ? ? ? ? 8) Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
? ? ? ? ? ? 9) Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
? ? ? ? ? ? 10) If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
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