? ? ? ? ? ? 1) Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside! ? ? ? ? ? ? 2) Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins. ? ? ? ? ? ? 3) Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here! ? ? ? ? ? ? 4) An ad for a Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets. ? ? ? ? ? ? 5) When the restaurant next to the Church put out a big sign that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too." ? ? ? ? ? ? 6) Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one! ? ? ? ? ? ? 7) Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush! ? ? ? ? ? ? 8) Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday. ? ? ? ? ? ? 9) Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world. ? ? ? ? ? ? 10) If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns. Email this joke to a friend | ||||
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