? ? ? ? ? ? 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. ? ? ? ? ? ? 2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. ? ? ? ? ? ? 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. ? ? ? ? ? ? 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. ? ? ? ? ? ? 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. ? ? ? ? ? ? 6) Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. ? ? ? ? ? ? 7) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. ? ? ? ? ? ? 8) Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. ? ? ? ? ? ? 9) Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. ? ? ? ? ? ? 10) School lunches stick to the wall. ? ? ? ? ? ? 11) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. ? ? ? ? ? ? 12) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. ? ? ? ? ? ? 13) The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap. Email this joke to a friend | ||||
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