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Today's category: Blondes

One-Liners 1

? ? ? ? ? ? Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
? ? ? ? ? ? A: You don't. They're born that way!

? ? ? ? ? ? Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
? ? ? ? ? ? A: Because it said "concentrate"!

? ? ? ? ? ? Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
? ? ? ? ? ? A: Very Gifted!

? ? ? ? ? ? Q: How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?
? ? ? ? ? ? A: There is white-out all over the computer screen!

? ? ? ? ? ? Q: Why don't blondes have elavator jobs?
? ? ? ? ? ? A: They don't know the route!

? ? ? ? ? ? Q: How do blonde braincells die?
? ? ? ? ? ? A: Alone!

? ? ? ? ? ? Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
? ? ? ? ? ? A: Blow in her ear!

? ? ? ? ? ? Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
? ? ? ? ? ? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

? ? ? ? ? ? Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
? ? ? ? ? ? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions!

? ? ? ? ? ? Q: How do you really confuse a blonde?
? ? ? ? ? ? A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner!

? ? ? ? ? ? Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
? ? ? ? ? ? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!

? ? ? ? ? ? Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
? ? ? ? ? ? A: Toes go in first!

? ? ? ? ? ? Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
? ? ? ? ? ? A: Trying to hold on to a thought!

? ? ? ? ? ? Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
? ? ? ? ? ? A: Third Grade!
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