? ? ? ? ? ? Q: How do you confuse a blonde? ? ? ? ? ? ? A: You don't. They're born that way! ? ? ? ? ? ? Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? ? ? ? ? ? ? A: Because it said "concentrate"! ? ? ? ? ? ? Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? ? ? ? ? ? ? A: Very Gifted! ? ? ? ? ? ? Q: How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer? ? ? ? ? ? ? A: There is white-out all over the computer screen! ? ? ? ? ? ? Q: Why don't blondes have elavator jobs? ? ? ? ? ? ? A: They don't know the route! ? ? ? ? ? ? Q: How do blonde braincells die? ? ? ? ? ? ? A: Alone! ? ? ? ? ? ? Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? ? ? ? ? ? ? A: Blow in her ear! ? ? ? ? ? ? Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? ? ? ? ? ? ? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday! ? ? ? ? ? ? Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? ? ? ? ? ? ? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions! ? ? ? ? ? ? Q: How do you really confuse a blonde? ? ? ? ? ? ? A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner! ? ? ? ? ? ? Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? ? ? ? ? ? ? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out! ? ? ? ? ? ? Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? ? ? ? ? ? ? A: Toes go in first! ? ? ? ? ? ? Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? ? ? ? ? ? ? A: Trying to hold on to a thought! ? ? ? ? ? ? Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? ? ? ? ? ? ? A: Third Grade! Email this joke to a friend | ||||
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