What The Bible Says - Good Samaritan's Penny Pulpit by Pastor Ed Rice

Today's category: MothersYou're a Mom When? ? ? ? ? ? You know you're a mom when you're up each night until 10 PM vacuuming, dusting, wiping, washing, drying, loading, unloading, shopping, cooking, driving, flushing, ironing, sweeping, picking up, changing sheets, changing diapers, bathing, helping with homework, paying bills, budgeting, clipping coupons, folding clothes, putting to bed, dragging out of bed, brushing, chasing, buckling, feeding (them, Not you), PLUS swinging, playing baseball, bike riding, pushing trucks, cuddling dolls, rollerblading, basketball, football, catch, bubbles, sprinklers, slides, nature walks, coloring, crafts, jumping rope, PLUS raking, trimming, planting, edging, mowing, gardening, painting, and walking the dog. You get up at 5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink or go to the bathroom, and yet ... you still managed to gain 10 pounds.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend

Nina Lipscomb is an 82-year-old woman with early-stage Alzheimer's Disease who was reported missing by her family. Her son, Thomas Lipscomb, shared that his mother was in town visiting with family, and they had not realized that she had wandered out of her niece's home. After multiple days of searching for Nina authorities and community members, a little boy named Ethan found her!