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Today's category: DrunksWant to Go to Heaven? ? ? ? ? ? Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father."? ? ? ? ? ? The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"? ? ? ? ? ? "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.? ? ? ? ? ? "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"? ? ? ? ? ? O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."? ? ? ? ? ? The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"? ? ? ? ? ? O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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The tiny nation of Botswana — with 2.6 million people — is arguably the U.S.'s most reliable diplomatic and military friend in Africa. Now, a booming economy driven by diamond, copper and rare earth minerals is attracting U.S.-educated Baptist, Pentecostal...The post In Botswana, a booming economy lures U.S.-educated pastors home appeared first on Baptist News Global.
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