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Today's category: DeathThe Dying Preacher? ? ? ? ? ? An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home.? ? ? ? ? ? When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything.? ? ? ? ? ? Both the banker and lawyer were touched and flattered that the preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled; the preacher had never given them any indication that he particularly liked either of them. They both remembered his many long, uncomfortable sermons about greed, covetousness, and avaricious behaviour that made them squirm in their seats.? ? ? ? ? ? Finally, the banker said, "Preacher, why did you ask us to come?"? ? ? ? ? ? The old preacher mustered up his strength and then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Today's category: ChurchThree Hymns? ? ? ? ? ? One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.? ? ? ? ? ? After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.? ? ? ? ? ? And there sat our Rosie all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.? ? ? ? ? ? Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him!"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Only 2% of Evangelical Protestants believe that the term "Evangelical" should be defined in part or fully by political views, according to a new report.
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America is in the throes of a "mental health disaster" that requires a holistic solution grounded in a biblical worldview and starting in the family, according to Tim Clinton, president of the American Association of Christian Counselors.?
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Studies show the vast majority of the next generation will not have a biblical worldview. So what can parents do?
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