Today's category: MilitaryYou Need A Sticker? ? ? ? ? ? A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"? ? ? ? ? ? The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."? ? ? ? ? ? "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."? ? ? ? ? ? The general said, "Drive on!"? ? ? ? ? ? The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."? ? ? ? ? ? The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"? ? ? ? ? ? The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend