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What The Bible Says Good Samaritan's Penny Pulpit by Pastor Ed Rice
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Today's category: CopsDon't Say This To A Cop? ? ? ? ? ? 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.? ? ? ? ? ? 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in..? ? ? ? ? ? 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?? ? ? ? ? ? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!? ? ? ? ? ? 5. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?? ? ? ? ? ? 6. I pay your salary!? ? ? ? ? ? 7. So, uh, you on the take, or what?? ? ? ? ? ? 8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!? ? ? ? ? ? 9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.? ? ? ? ? ? 10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around-that's how far ahead of me they are.? ? ? ? ? ? 11. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of money from the bank robbery, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.? ? ? ? ? ? 12. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Today's category: PastorsFalling Off The Horse? ? ? ? ? ? The old time pastor was galloping down the road, rushing to get to church on time. Suddenly his horse stumbled and pitched him to the ground. In the dirt with a broken leg, the pastor called out, "All you saints in Heaven, help me get up on my horse!" ? ? ? ? ? ? Then, with superhuman effort, he leaped onto the horse's back and fell off the other side.? ? ? ? ? ? Once again on the ground, he called to Heaven, "All right, just half of you this time!"View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Have you ever marveled at the expanse of the Grand Canyon and longed to go deeper and explore more? Now you can with a summer trip of a lifetime!
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Four former high school friends reunited after years apart in the most unexpected way. They all ended up living at the same retirement home!
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Christian faith was integral to so many classic authors' writings. Deep and abiding faith can be seen in writers of both poetry and prose, and this list includes just a few of them. We hope it will inspire you to appreciate the writings of these authors to an even greater extend or maybe to pick up their works for the very first time!Although some may think that it is difficult to connect with authors and writings from previous centuries, perhaps the connection of shared faith may serve to bridge that gap and help you see these writers in new ways. The famous Christian father Augustine said that "All truth is God's truth," and while the works of these authors are fiction, it holds true that we can glean insights into God's character, faith, and human nature by reading their portrayal of these things. We hope you enjoy reading this list.Main image credit: ©Chris Bair/Unsplash
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