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Independent Baptist Church in Joplin Missouri
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Today's category: GodWoops? ? ? ? ? ? A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30 years to live.? ? ? ? ? ? Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she's got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it.? ? ? ? ? ? She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding by. She arrives in front of God and complains, "I thought you said I had another 30 years."? ? ? ? ? ? God replies, "I didn't recognize you."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Planned Parenthood's just-released annual report reveals that the industry giant performed a record number of abortions last year – 392,715. Planned Parenthood President and CEO Alexis McGill Johnson and Board Chair of Planned Parenthood Federation of America (PPFA) Tanuja Bahal introduced its 2022-2023 annual? report? by referring to the U.S. Supreme Court's ruling that declared? Roe v. Wade? an […]The post Planned Parenthood Killed More Babies in Abortions Than Ever Last Year, It Doesn't Need Our Tax Dollars appeared first on LifeNews.com.
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Two tribal Christians guarding their village have been killed in attacks that involved gunfire and mortars in the northeast Indian state of Manipur, as per allegations by a local Kuki-Zo tribal organization. The attacks were reportedly carried out by central forces and Hindu Meitei insurgents, who then engaged in acts of dragging, mutilating and stomping on the bodies.
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Senior Hamas Intelligence Officer Killed In Israeli Airstrike In Central Gaza The IDF killed a senior Hamas intelligence officer in an overnight strike on a terrorist cell in the central ... Read MoreThe post News Digest — 4/18/24 appeared first on The Friends of Israel Gospel Ministry.
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Planned Parenthood's 2022-2023 annual report is out. Unlike last year's annual report, now we're finally able to see how the 2022 Dobbs decision overturning Roe v. Wade is affecting Planned Parenthood's abortion numbers and bottom line. Spoiler alert: Abortions and government funding are at all-time highs. Actual health care for things such as cancer screening […]The post Planned Parenthood Made $2 Billion Killing Babies in Abortions, It Doesn’t Need Our Tax Money appeared first on LifeNews.com.
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