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The Kansas Senate Judiciary Committee approved a pro-life constitutional amendment Tuesday that would make it clear there is no right to abortion in Kansas. The AP reports the Value Them Both Amendment (HCR 5003) passed by a voice vote, and the full state Senate may consider it later this week. Pro-life lawmakers said they want to […]
Although a three judge-panel on a federal appellate court has struck down several pro-life laws in Arkansas, two of the judges have called on the Supreme Court to revisit its ruling in a major abortion case that upheld Roe v. Wade.
Today's category: PastorsThe Golden Phone It seems a man in Topeka, Kansas decides to write a book about churches around the country. He starts by flying to San Francisco and working east from there. He goes to a very large church and begins taking pictures, etc. He spots a golden telephone on a wall and is intrigued with a sign which reads "$10,000.00 a minute." Seeking out the pastor, he asks about the phone and the sign. The pastor answers that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven, and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God. He thanks the pastor and continues on his way. As he continues to visit churches in Seattle, Denver, Boise, Milwaukee, Chicago, New York, and on around the United States, he finds more phones with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor. Finally, he arrives in the South. Upon entering a church, lo and behold, he sees the usual golden telephone. But THIS time the sign reads "Calls: 25 cents." Fascinated, he asks to talk to the pastor. "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I found this golden telephone, and I have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000.00 a minute. Your sign reads 25 cents a call. Why?" The pastor, smiling benignly, replies, "Son, you're in the South now. It's a local call."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
A pro-life law firm has determined that Arkansas is the most pro-life state in the U.S.
The Eighth Circuit Court of the United States has declined to hear a lawsuit challenging new pro-life laws in set to go into effect later this month in Arkansas.
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