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Anniversary Sunday | Pastor Dave Hardy New to Bible Baptist Church? If ever you're in the San Diego Area, we would love to have you join us. To find out more, click here: ...
Calvary Baptist Church Union Grove NC 4/21/2024 Sunday Morning Service Join us as Evangelist Dave Kistler preaches at the pulpit of Calvary Baptist Church in Union Grove, NC If you are a first time ...
Calvary Baptist Church Union Grove NC 4/21/2024 Sunday Evening Service Join us as Evangelist Dave Kistler preaches at the pulpit of Calvary Baptist Church in Union Grove, NC If you are a first time ...
When Cultures Collide | Evangelist Dave Kistler Join us as Evangelist Dave Kistler preaches at the pulpit of Calvary Baptist Church in Union Grove, NC If you are a first time ...
Why Now? | Evangelist Dave Kistler Join us as Evangelist Dave Kistler preaches at the pulpit of Calvary Baptist Church in Union Grove, NC If you are a first time ...
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By Dave DeCamp Updated 1:14 am EST on 4/19/24 US officials told multiple media outlets that Israel launched an attack against Iran early Friday morning....Israel Launches Attack on Iran
Today's category: DrunksGive Me A Push? ? ? ? ? ? A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.? ? ? ? ? ? Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.? ? ? ? ? ? So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.? ? ? ? ? ? "Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push?"? ? ? ? ? ? "No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened.? ? ? ? ? ? "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you," she says.? ? ? ? ? ? "Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter, and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"? ? ? ? ? ? "But the guy was drunk," says the husband.? ? ? ? ? ? "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere, he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please." So, still being unable to see the stranger, he shouts,? ? ? ? ? ? "Where are you?"? ? ? ? ? ? "I'm over here," the stranger replies, "on your swing."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
By Dave DeCamp President Biden on Wednesday said he's considering a request from Australia to drop the charges against WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, who's being...Biden Says He's Considering Dropping Charges Against Julian Assange
Authored by Dave DeCamp via AntiWar.com Some Western banks are? lobbying against an EU plan? to use profits made by Russian central bank funds that are frozen...Western Banks Warn Against EU Plans To Give Russian Funds To Ukraine
By Dave DeCamp The Pentagon needs $10 billion to replace weapons in US military stockpiles that have already been sent to Ukraine, a Defense Department...Pentagon Says It Needs $10 Billion to Replace Weapons It Sent to Ukraine
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