Today's category: BlondesOne-Liners 1? ? ? ? ? ? Q: How do you confuse a blonde?? ? ? ? ? ? A: You don't. They're born that way!? ? ? ? ? ? Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?? ? ? ? ? ? A: Because it said "concentrate"!? ? ? ? ? ? Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?? ? ? ? ? ? A: Very Gifted!? ? ? ? ? ? Q: How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?? ? ? ? ? ? A: There is white-out all over the computer screen!? ? ? ? ? ? Q: Why don't blondes have elavator jobs?? ? ? ? ? ? A: They don't know the route!? ? ? ? ? ? Q: How do blonde braincells die?? ? ? ? ? ? A: Alone!? ? ? ? ? ? Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?? ? ? ? ? ? A: Blow in her ear!? ? ? ? ? ? Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?? ? ? ? ? ? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!? ? ? ? ? ? Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?? ? ? ? ? ? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions!? ? ? ? ? ? Q: How do you really confuse a blonde?? ? ? ? ? ? A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner!? ? ? ? ? ? Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?? ? ? ? ? ? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!? ? ? ? ? ? Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?? ? ? ? ? ? A: Toes go in first!? ? ? ? ? ? Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?? ? ? ? ? ? A: Trying to hold on to a thought!? ? ? ? ? ? Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?? ? ? ? ? ? A: Third Grade!View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend