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Instructions

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

- On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

- On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

- On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

- Some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

- On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

- On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

- On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating

- On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
Do not iron clothes on body

- On Boot's CHILDREN's Cough Medicine
Do not drive car or operate machinery

- On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: may cause drowsiness

- On a kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.

- On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

- On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

- On Sainsbury's Peanuts
Warning: contains nuts

- On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

- On a chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
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