'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes, what can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith….He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.' 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' The next day, the Sheriff's Read more…
Category: Humor
To Be 6 Again…
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he Read more…
Husband down in Aisle 5
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and Read more…
COMMON SENSE DIED THIS MORNING
COMMON SENSE DIED THIS MORNING Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having Read more…
Are You Polish?
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days: A customer asked a clerk, " In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, " Yes I am.…But let me ask you something: If Read more…
an oldie but still a good one
One dark night in the small town of Woopwoop, W.A, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the first volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the sausage company president Read more…
The Navigator
What's the old saying – "Latitude is where you're lost and longitude is how long you've been lost!" The scene is sometime in the old era when cockpits had round dials plus flight engineers and navigators. The crusty old-timer captain is breaking in a brand new navigator. The captain opens his briefcase, Read more…
THE PASTOR'S CAT
This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat just amuses me to no end. Hope the story leaves a bright spot in your day.Whoever said the Creator doesn't have a sense of humor? Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastorof his church. He had Read more…
Learn from your elders
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy. So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants Read more…
Biblical Origin of the Internet
This is not new but it is clever, hope you enjoy THE TRUTH ABOUT HOW THE INTERNET STARTED. In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, Read more…
