Category: Humor

Chicken?

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my Read more…

-Some Truth Here?

When a man volunteers to do the barbecue, the following chain of events is put into motion: The woman buys the food. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables, and makes dessert. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it Read more…

-Be Sober, Be Viligant

A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells Read more…

THE LONGEST PASSWORD EVER

JUST A FUNNY TO START THE MORNING!! The longest password ever We laugh — but her I. D. is safe. During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password: “MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento” When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said: Read more…

Significant other A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K

 After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while…then said, “You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks….. “What does that mean?” He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot. She smiled happily and said.. “Oh, that's so lovely.. Read more…

The Origin of the White Wedding Dress

The Origin of the White Wedding Dress A son asked his mother the following question: ‘ Mom, why are wedding dresses white? ‘ The mother looks at her son and replies: ‘ Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.’ The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this Read more…

Blonde Joke

   Oldie but Goodie   As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.    The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."  Read more…

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