The Golden Years....I think we have arrived... 😏😂
Car keys! OH, NO!!

They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My wife has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's
ignition. She's afraid that the car could be stolen.

As I looked around the parking lot, I realized she was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Eventually, I plucked up the courage and made the most difficult call of all to my wife: “I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard her voice.
“Are you kidding me?" she barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now it was my turn to be silent.

Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." She retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I
didn't steal your car!"

Welcome to the Golden Years!