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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man picks up with the speaker phone on and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops talking.
MAN: ”Hello?”
WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN:”I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: ”How much?”
WOMAN: “$50,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was just talking to Kate and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000 for it.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, “Anyone know who’s phone this is?”

Tags:   Humor    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man picks up with the speaker phone on and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops talking.    MAN: â€Hello?”    WOMAN: â€œHi Honey    it’s me. Are you at the club?”    MAN: â€œYes.”    WOMAN: â€œI’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2    000. Is it OK if I buy it?”    MAN: â€œSure    go ahead if you like it that much.”    WOMAN:”I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.”    MAN: â€How much?”    WOMAN: â€œ$50    000.”    MAN: â€œOK    but for that price I want it with all the options.”    WOMAN: â€œGreat! Oh    and one more thing… I was just talking to Kate and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980    000 for it.”    MAN: â€œWell    then go ahead and make an offer of $900    000. They’ll probably take it. If not    we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want.”    WOMAN: â€œOK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”    MAN: â€œBye! I love you    too.”    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment    mouths wide open.    He turns and asks    â€œAnyone know who’s phone this is?”
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