Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days: 


    A customer asked a clerk, " In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
    

    The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

    The guy, clearly offended, says, " Yes I am.…But let me ask you something:

    If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

    Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?

    Or if I asked for some black beans, would you ask if I was black?

    The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

    The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

    The clerk replied, " Because you're in Home Depot."