There was an evangelist that came and preached at a church nearby. This man that was coming quite often was sitting in the middle of the congregation was listening to the message. The evangelist said, I want a show of hands of all that want to go to heaven. All in attendance raised their hands except for this man. Again the evangelist said, Ok, all that want to go to heaven come and stand over here. Everyone that raised their hand got up and moved to that place that the evangelist motioned except that same man. The evangelist, puzzled, asked sir when the Lord comes back, you don't want to go to heaven? The man said , OH, SURE, but I thought you were taking a load right NOW!