The Golden Years....I think we have arrived... ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Car keys! OH, NO!!
They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My wife has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's
ignition. She's afraid that the car could be stolen.
As I looked around the parking lot, I realized she was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Eventually, I plucked up the courage and made the most difficult call of all to my wife: “I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard her voice.
“Are you kidding me?" she barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my turn to be silent.
Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." She retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I
didn't steal your car!"
Welcome to the Golden Years!