Church Recycling? Trying to do my share to help the environment, I set up a trash basket at my church and posted above it this suggestion: "Empty water bottles
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First Time Prayer A man came to church for the very first time in his life. He heard a sermon that really tugged at his heart strings and felt the need to
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The Perfect Dress I was in a department store dressing room when I overheard a woman in the next booth make disparaging remarks about the clothes she was
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THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY Murphy's Law ADDENDUM Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll
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NOT ENOUGH CASHIERS Here are the reasons I'd Like to thank Wal-Mart, K-Mart, and my local grocer for having 25 checkout lanes and only three open at any given
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Angel Miss Queue? My first grade daughter, Jenny, loves to sing. One day as I drove her to school, we were "accompanying" Michael W. Smith on his song, "Angels
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An Obituary For Someone Else Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone's passing creates
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Reasons churches don't ask clown ministries to return: 10.Pesky escaped balloons stuck to the Sanctuary ceiling for weeks after they've gone. 9.That cream pie
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Birthday & Anniversary Reminder Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends' and relatives' birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile
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TO The Survivors ALL THE KIDS WHO GREW UP IN the 50's, 60's and 70's! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and while they carried us. They took
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30 Things Learned from Ice Storm 2009 On January 26 and 27, 2009, a winter storm dumped more than an inch of ice on parts of 6 states, bringing lims and whole
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The Prayer Request Leroy went to a revival at a local church and listened intently to the preacher. After awhile, the preacher asked anyone with needs to be
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Loafs & Fishes Parable When the preacher approached the young boy who was fishing in the park pond, he said, "Do you know the parables?" "Yes Sir!!" the Lad
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TOP WAYS TO CURB THE ANNOYING PROBLEM OF CHURCH GROWTH Begin your message with the phrase, "You know what's wrong with you people..." Move business meetings to
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Top 10 Reasons Why The Average Christian Can't Play Baseball 10. Doesn't practice all week, but expects to start on game day. 9. Gets upset when every ball
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The Missing Jesus The pastor of a large neighborhood church had some free time the afternoon of Christmas Day. He decided to drop by the church office for a
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You Better be Good Sarah and her thirteen-year-old sister had been fighting a lot this year. This happens when you combine a headstrong two-year-old, who is
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