A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily
chores. You awoke without  kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or  pray before going to bed last night.
You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how
glad I am  that you have not changed your  way of living, you are mine.
Remember,you and I have been going steady for years.
and I still don't love you, yet.  He kicked me out of heaven,
and I'm going to use you as long as  possible to pay him back.
You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and  HE has great plans in store for you.
But you have yielded your life to me,  and I'm going to make your life a
living hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God.  Thanks to you, I'm really showing  Him who's boss in your life with all of the good times we've had.  We have been cursing people out, stealing, lying, being hypocritical,  fornicating, overeating,
telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being  judgmental, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults,
and those in leadership positions, no respect for theChurch, bad attitudes.
SURELY, you don't want to give  all this up. Come on, let's burn together  forever.
I've got some hot plans for us.  This is just a letter of appreciation from me
to you.  I'd like to say 'THANKS' for letting me use you for most of your foolish life.
You are so gullible, I laugh at you.  When you are tempted to sin,
you give in --  HA HA HA, you make me sick.  Sin is beginning to take it's toll on your  life.
You look 20 years older, and now,  I need new blood. So, go ahead and teach some children how to  sin.
All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while under-aged, cheat,gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible. Do all of this in the presence of children and  they will do it too. Kids are like that.
Well, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again.  If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess you sins, live for God with what little bit of life  that  you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone,  but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous.  Don't get me wrong, I still hate you.