“It’s OK, officer,” she replied. “I have a special license that allows me to do this.”

“That’s impossible! There is no such license,” said the cop.

The woman reached into her purse and handed him her license.

“This is an ordinary license, Miss. There’s nothing here that would allow you special consideration,” he told her.

She replied: “It says so right here at the bottom: ‘Tear Along The Dotted Line.'”