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Today's category: ChurchThe Dead Church¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A new Pastor in a small Oklahoma town spent the first four days making personal visits to each of the members, inviting them to come to his first services.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The following Sunday the church was all but empty. Accordingly, the Pastor placed a notice in the local newspapers, stating that, because the church was dead, it was everyone's duty to give it a decent Christian burial. The funeral would be held the following Sunday afternoon, the notice said.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Morbidly curious, a large crowd turned out for the "funeral." In front of the pulpit, they saw a closed coffin, smothered in flowers. After the Pastor delivered the eulogy, he opened the coffin and invited his congregation to come forward and pay their final respects to their dead church.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Filled with curiosity as to what would represent the corpse of a "dead church," all the people eagerly lined up to look in the coffin. Each "mourner" peeped into the coffin then quickly turned away with a guilty, sheepish look.¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ In the coffin, tilted at the correct angle, was a large mirror.View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
I just finished a three day Family Conference in Ponca City √ā¬†Oklahoma at Central Baptist Church; John Waterloo is the Senior Pastor and is doing an exceptional job of leading this church to reach their city for Christ. The Conference was well attended√ā¬†and finished Sunday evening. I preached six different times on subjects including avoiding [...]
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