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Today's category: SportsThe Amazing Golf Ball? ? ? ? ? ? Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball.? ? ? ? ? ? "Don't you have at least one other golf ball?", he asked. The other guy replied that no, he only needed the one.? ? ? ? ? ? "Are you sure?", the friend persisted. "What happens if you lose that ball?"? ? ? ? ? ? The other guy replied, "This is a very special golf ball. I won't lose it so I don't need another one."? ? ? ? ? ? Well," the friend asked, "what happens if you miss your shot and the ball goes in the lake?"? ? ? ? ? ? "That's okay," he replied, "this special golf ball floats. I'll be able to retrieve it."? ? ? ? ? ? "Well what happens if you hit it into the trees and it gets lost among the bushes and shrubs?"? ? ? ? ? ? The other guy replied, "That's okay too. You see, this special golf ball has a homing beacon. I'll be able to get it back -- no problem."? ? ? ? ? ? Exasperated, the friend asks, "Okay. Let's say our game goes late, the sun goes down, and you hit your ball into a sand trap. What are you going to do then?"? ? ? ? ? ? "No problem," says the other guy, "you see, this ball is florescent. I'll be able to see it in the dark."? ? ? ? ? ? Finally satisfied that he needs only the one golf ball, the friend asks, "Hey, where did you get a golf ball like that anyway?"? ? ? ? ? ? The other guy replies, "I found it."View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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