EVANGELISTIC GOSPEL PIANO!
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Clifford Pennsylvania (PA)
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What The Bible Says Good Samaritan's Penny Pulpit by Pastor Ed Rice
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Today's category: TechnologyNot So Long Ago? ? ? ? ? ? Not so long ago....? ? ? ? ? ? An application was for employment? ? ? ? ? ? A program was a TV show? ? ? ? ? ? A cursor used profanity? ? ? ? ? ? A keyboard was a piano!? ? ? ? ? ? Memory was something that you lost with age.? ? ? ? ? ? A CD was a bank account? ? ? ? ? ? Compress was something you did to garbage not to a file.? ? ? ? ? ? And if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for awhile!? ? ? ? ? ? Log on was adding wood to a fire.? ? ? ? ? ? Hard drive was a long trip on the road.? ? ? ? ? ? A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.? ? ? ? ? ? And a backup happened to your commode!? ? ? ? ? ? Cut - you did with a pocket knife.? ? ? ? ? ? Paste you did with glue.? ? ? ? ? ? A web was a spider's home.? ? ? ? ? ? And a virus was the flu!? ? ? ? ? ? I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper.? ? ? ? ? ? And the memory in my head.? ? ? ? ? ? I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead!View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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Casey Santos played an offertory special “When I Survey”.
Liz Guerrero plays “This Is My Father’s World” on the flute with accompaniment from Megan Dejesa on the piano.
FBCS Children keep their eyes on their music teacher Sis. Lahlah Santos as they sing a lively special “Zip Your Lip”. They always do such a beautiful job!
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