Today's category: TechnologyNot So Long Ago? ? ? ? ? ? Not so long ago....? ? ? ? ? ? An application was for employment? ? ? ? ? ? A program was a TV show? ? ? ? ? ? A cursor used profanity? ? ? ? ? ? A keyboard was a piano!? ? ? ? ? ? Memory was something that you lost with age.? ? ? ? ? ? A CD was a bank account? ? ? ? ? ? Compress was something you did to garbage not to a file.? ? ? ? ? ? And if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for awhile!? ? ? ? ? ? Log on was adding wood to a fire.? ? ? ? ? ? Hard drive was a long trip on the road.? ? ? ? ? ? A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.? ? ? ? ? ? And a backup happened to your commode!? ? ? ? ? ? Cut - you did with a pocket knife.? ? ? ? ? ? Paste you did with glue.? ? ? ? ? ? A web was a spider's home.? ? ? ? ? ? And a virus was the flu!? ? ? ? ? ? I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper.? ? ? ? ? ? And the memory in my head.? ? ? ? ? ? I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead!View hundreds more jokes online.Email this joke to a friend
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An efficient system involving multiple complex parts keeps a cell clean, new Darwin-free research reveals.
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