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Smart Kid!


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teachersaid it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a humanbecause even though it was a very large mammal its throat was verysmall.
 
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
 
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow ahuman; it was physically impossible.
 
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
 
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
 

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.


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