1 One year a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why he replied "Well you still haven't used the one I bought you last year
And that's how the fight started
2 A woman is standing nude looking in her bedroom mirror
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband I feel horrible, I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
compliment.
The husband says "Your eyesight's pretty near perfect."
And that's how the fight stared.
3. A man's wife was hinting about what she wanted for
their upcoming wedding anniversary.
She said I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200
in about three seconds.
He bought her a scale.
And that's how the fight started.